A Mike pickle bum is an extremely hard find. You should recognise one by his hairy chest and big doe eyes. A Mike pickle bum is very loving and caring and if you should find one, love him with all your heart because you won't find another. A Mike pickle bum loves to travel and explore the world. You should prepare yourself for adventure and potentially sleeping rough occasionally. A Mike pickle bum loves to be on the look out for treasure as well and will probably idolise Indiana Jones. However through all of his travels and stories he has to share, he adores snuggling up on sofas with a good film and a cat asleep on his lap. A Mike pickle bum will treat you so well and love you forever. He will make you giggle and cuddle you rotten. He will surprise you and treat you to surprisingly good lasagnas. A Mike pickle bum is the most special thing you will ever meet.
"I met a Mike pickle bum!" She whispered gleefully.
"No! That's wonderful!" Her friend exclaimed through gritted teeth, the deep shade of green envy flushing through her cheeks.
"No! That's wonderful!" Her friend exclaimed through gritted teeth, the deep shade of green envy flushing through her cheeks.
by Lady Fairy May 27, 2016
Get the mike pickle bummug. Sort of a conversation ender of starter, depends on it is used. Is also an alternative to "say mums", but is said for fun. The phrase is usually just used as a conversation starter or ender.
1: Ayo Cuz, Joel chucked the frisbee and it hit my head, and I chucked it in the bin out of spite
2. Aint no way bor, say bums luv
2. Aint no way bor, say bums luv
by yeeboiiii123 August 12, 2022
Get the say bums luvmug. by asubconsciousthinker April 5, 2025
Get the Bummug. by imafattybumbum September 29, 2025
Get the Fatty bum bummug. A hoe before bro kinda guy. Could care less who the girl is. You can find this guy in your ex girlfriends bed or your current girlfriend’s DM’s. He acts sweet but the second you reject him he says that all girls are the same. This guy likes to do “it” any time anywhere with anyone.
by Beetle Bum September 25, 2022
Get the Beetle Bummug. Noun: the name you call someone when they're too busy bumming around on their phone (or in general) in the middle of a game and it's their turn
A: Dude, hold on!
B: Ok, Bum McBumton, mayor of Bumtown in the city of Bumville, country of Bumtopia.
B: Ok, Bum McBumton, mayor of Bumtown in the city of Bumville, country of Bumtopia.
by tromboneboi9 March 9, 2025
Get the Bum McBumtonmug. A scraggly, hairly, disgruntled looked man usually wearing something like a mustard stained wife beater, cargo shorts, and flip flops. Hes got a massive bed head (and ego too) and speaks incoherently half the time, while the other half he just shit talks you. You'll find him slumped in a stool at the slot machines at the Bellagio or some other Vegas casino drinking a dos equis and smoking menthol 100s at 10 AM. He'll be there for hours, wasting away his money he earned from working as a janitor at a Mickey D's. He farts those loud, noxious, and deady clouds of poison that could clear a 300 sq ft. room, and walks like a zombie, shuffling through the hallways of the hotel, with glazed eyes gazing at everyone passing by him, as he walks back to his hotel room to get hammered and pass out, and wake up at 2 AM to go out and go back down the casino to waste even more of his money, until he checks out of the hotel, broke, disheartened, and left worse than when he came.
Yo dude I was walking out of my hotel room to go downstairs for a beer, and this fuckin' bellagio bum ass motherfucker comes shuffling down the hallway after me, and I got fuckin' creeped out and closed the elevator before he got in, and I could hear him shouting shit while in the elevator, like, wtf bro.
by Space Gnome November 22, 2014
Get the bellagio bummug.