Skip to main content

Creamy New Years

The act of taking the most vial and disgusting hooker, getting twenty dudes to cum in her, shake a champagne bottle and letting it off in her vagina without cleaning it, then you proceed to drink the champagne from her.
Okay, we're all set! I got the champagne, now who wants a Creamy New Years?
by Slugedge January 13, 2021
mugGet the Creamy New Years mug.

The New Mexican Advantage

When your friend has an inherent advantage in online games due to living in New Mexico, where the servers are either closer, and so they lag less, or the servers are so far away that they can ignore the rules of time itself.
He only won because of The New Mexican Advantage.
by ygbyhb January 28, 2021
mugGet the The New Mexican Advantage mug.

New York Rangers

A hockey team where all the New Jersey bandwagons root for and say it's cuz of their parents, like a bunch of unloyal fucks, and say they love the rangers while only knowing maybe 3 players
Bandwagon: "oh yeah I love the New York Rangers"
Actual hockey fan: "name 3 players"
Bandwagon: "Igon Shesterkin, Adam Fox, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
by Probably still a virgin July 31, 2022
mugGet the New York Rangers mug.

New Project Syndrome

Feeling of sudden motivation to make a new project (video game, story, art etc.), mostly present at evenings and nights. It all starts in a rush and most of the time, projects get scrapped, abandoned, unfinished or cancelled.
"Hey dude, did you finish your game you wanted to make yesterday?"
"Oh, I gave up on it, I must've had a New Project Syndrome"
"Typical."
by hyperix June 11, 2022
mugGet the New Project Syndrome mug.

thy mother (new)

The term "thy mother" is used to express jokes about your mom, in a Shakespearean way. It is generally used as a troll phrase.
Thangush engaged in suspicious activities with thy mother (new) last night
by iglooman69 June 30, 2022
mugGet the thy mother (new) mug.

New Jersian Bastard

The fake job of a person 17 or younger in New Jersey when asked for their job by a online sugar mommy or daddy.
F1 “ Yo this chick Mary tryin to send me 1k o week cuz she want a sugar baby bro. But she askin for my job. What should I say?”
F2 “ Idk just say your a miner”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a New Jersian Bastard.”
by Mustafa the 69th May 11, 2022
mugGet the New Jersian Bastard mug.

New Years Cookie

Cookies baked by the neighbour who secretly fancied you. He/she brings them round at the start of January in the hope of instigating some neighbourly lovin’
Neighbour - “Hi, I’ve bought you some New Years Cookies round”
Richard - “What the fuck? Thanks. Wanna fuck?”
Neighbour - “I knew these New Years Cookies would do the trick!”
by drillerin’ed January 7, 2022
mugGet the New Years Cookie mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email