19 dolla fortnite card

"the Childs dream" as the 5 yr-old bitchs like to say, they go to the parents and beg dem parents until they are so bad they need to get adopted.

Mum, can i get a 19 dolla fortnite card plz.

Proceeds to be sent to orphanage

by Envyingdeeznuts69 December 4, 2021

Fortnite queso

When a girl puts cheese in her cooter and queefs it out

Dude Jessica made a bomb fortnite queso last night

by Deo demon January 22, 2022

Fortnite

Fortnite is the most gay game that has ever been made. It's a shitty copy of PUBG wich is a far more better game.
Posting your fortnite win on Snapchat immidetaly removes your girlfriend.

~Did u know?~ Playing fortnite is a better birth control than condoms.

Daniel: Hey, wanna get online and play some fortnite?!
Matt: No, it's gay and homosexuality is a sin.

Michelle: Hey boyfriend, wanna fuck?
Gay retard: Sorry Honey, Imma play some fortnite with the boys.

by SIX-TEN March 22, 2018

Fortnite

Fortnite is a bad game.

Guy: Fortnite is bad.

by Domin0sPizz4 April 6, 2019

FORTNITE

A stupid ass game that stupid ass people never shut the fuck up about

Person one: when are you playing fortnite with me

Person two: fuck you cunt stop asking me dumbass questions abt that dumbass game

by taylorswiftfan#123456 April 24, 2023

Fortnite

Fortnite is a bitch game about zombies and killing each other, it’s boring, play Minecraft, it’s about building, surviving, killing monsters with your friends. Fortnite copyrights dancing and shit from other game, I mean haven’t you noticed the revive card was stolen from Apex Legends where you get someone’s banner card or something then bring it to a revive thing? (I forgot what it was called but I think you get it by now)

Guy #1: I hate fortnite, what other game should I play?
Guy #2: Minecraft
Guy #1: I thought it was dead
Guy #3: they added foxes and raiders
Guy #1: *runs faster than you can say supercalifragalisticespialodotious*

by A man with high standards July 27, 2019

Fortnite in real life

The Fortnite kid's instant realization of not getting a #1 victory royale after killing 100 people, or pretending that mouth wash, laundry detergent, soap, shampoo, or any harmful chemicals are a chug jug and proceed to drink it. Often mistaken with GTA in real life, only difference is how the kid talks. If they mention mats, 90's, or scars, they are most definitely doing a Fortnite in real life.

‘where my victory royale’
-Fortnite kid that preformed a Fortnite in real life

by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 3, 2022