All the liberal nincumpoops from the northern states that come down to Florida from November to April trying to escape the cold and the brain dead democratic policies they voted for. They can be easily spotted by how pale white they are, how slow they drive and how completely unaware they are when it comes to life in general. The only logical place for a snow turd is catching a ride around the bowl of a toilet.

“It took me forever to get to the beach with all the traffic and now I can’t even find a parking spot, all these snow turds need to leave.”

Snow Turd by IntentoShred March 5, 2023

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Snow-Hop

Snow-Hop is a microgenre of music first coined by composer and producer Winkwing in 2023.
Snow-Hop is defined by mixing attributes of various genres, such as Jazz, Funk, EDM, and Hip-Hop together. With the overall result being a track made for slow relaxing moments that vaguely capture the warmth of being inside during a cold winter day. The first ever track released under this microgenre is Winkwing's "Cold Nights".

Snow-Hop usually has a tempo of somewhere between 90-115 BPM, with a chill mood.

Have you heard of this new Snow-Hop track that just released?

Snow-Hop by ChibiWilli March 7, 2023

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Snow diver

By the time you go to check out your deposit it's disappeared round the corner

Partner: “Howdit go?”
You: “It felt like a decent crap, but unfortunately it was a snow diver.”

Snow diver by shabbandrum March 12, 2023

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snowballing

when you jizz in a girls mouth and then she makes out w u

liam: bro jessica gave me head
ian; omg did she get to snowballing?

snowballing by mavkima March 13, 2023

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