Don't eat my fries.

What someone says when the (stupidly) leave their fries unattended. Usually resulting in at least five fries gone when they get back.

Person 1: "Don't eat my fries."
Person 2: "A'ight"
Person 2 eats a fry
Person 1 throws water bottle at Person 2's stomach, making him spit out the fry
Person 1: "What we learn?"

by pigheadedweirdo August 8, 2018

A eat

A girl that does a lot of dicks, which means she’s a hoe, an “eat eat bite bite”

“Naw gang dont fw her she a eat”

by BigZiyahh March 14, 2022

Eat soup

Eat soup - are gay/men liker

Person1 "I bet you eat soup'
Person2 "uhhh no!"

by Unknown loser May 6, 2020

I Eat Cannibals

I eat cannibal

Feed on animal

Your love is so edible to me

I eat cannibals

I eat cannibal

It's incredible

You bring out the animal in me

I eat cannibals

What can you do

You're in a stew

Hot hot cook it up

I'm never gonna stop

Fancy a bite

My appetite

Yum yum gee it's fun

Banging on a different drum

And I eat cannibal

Feed on animal

Your love is so edible to me

I eat cannibals

I eat cannibal

It's incredible

You bring out the animal in me

I eat cannibals

I like the spice

Tasty and nice

Roastin vitamin

Forget the dietin'

Mmm such a dish

I can't resist

Healthy recipe

What you got is good for me

And I eat cannibal

Feed on animal

Your love is so edible to me

I eat cannibals
I eat cannibal

It's incredible

You bring out the animal in me

I eat cannibals

All I wanna do

Make a meal of you

We are what we eat

You're my kind of meat

Got a hunger for your love

(Hot pot cook it up, I'm never gonna stop)

It's all I'm thinkin' of

(Yum yum gee it's fun, I'm banging on a drum)

Give the world a bone

(Roastin vitamin, forget the dietin')

I got steak at home

(I eat cannibals)

I don't need no take away 'cause Chinese food is so risque

The menu is the venue where your heart is,

can't you see I'm not into foreign platters, loving you is all that matters

You're the kind of bull who's put the animal in me

I eat cannibal

Feed on animal

Your love is so edible to me

I eat cannibals

I eat cannibal

It's incredible

You bring out the animal in me

I eat cannibals

Roastin', toastin', you're the one I'm boastin'

Eat me, eat you, incredibly delicious too

Gourmet, flambe, serve you up an entree

Intake, home bake, you're the icing on the cake

Eat me, eat you, incredibly delicious too

Gourmet, flambe, serve you up an entree

Intake, home bake, you're the icing on the cake

Full up, can't stop, dicing on a chop chop

by Death Menace December 8, 2022

eat my phone

consuming somebody’s phone

mom: GERALD, DID YOU EAT MY PHONE?!
gerald: yes ofc bro

by thepersonwhoisreal January 17, 2023

girls who eat ranch

People of the female gender who have consumed or continuously consume ranch dressing

Boy: Do like ranch?
Girl: yes I am part of a club called girls who eat ranch

by RogueSoul22 January 4, 2021

I'd eat my bread without butter!

What you growlingly exclaim when told that someone did something uncaring/deceitful because "he knows which side his bread is buttered on"; what you mean, of course, is that you would rather risk displeasing the powers-that-be than harm someone else.

Back when I was a frail and tender-minded nine-year-old, my bi**hy second-grade teacher violently shook me and gave me a long severe verbal working-over merely because I had "mouthed right back" at a "spoiled-rich-kid" youngster who had been outrageously rude to me over an extremely trivial matter. At da time I was at a total loss to know why said irritable teacher had been so ferociously defensive of Little Miss Bossy 'n' Obnoxious; it wasn't until decades later that I finally learned that said bratty pint-sized colleen was da daughter of a "somebody" in town, and so I realized dat da teacher had "known which side her bread was buttered on", and therefore when said whiny miscreant went "bawlin' 'n' blubberin'" to da teacher about it, she felt compelled to blame ME for da verbal dust-up instead of just telling dat willful child to "shut up and grow up", as she should have. As I tell my friends when relating the story nowadays, though, "I'd eat my bread without butter!" before I ever unfairly blamed an innocent person like that. Reminds me of da "Little House On The Prairie" episode about da broken music box.

by QuacksO March 18, 2019