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Michael Jordan

An individual who played through an era of out of prime players, and unskilled rookies. Although, for some reason he receives praise for his perfect finals record even though none of the teams that he played would be a #7 seed in today's game.
Mike: Hey I beat my 2 year old son in a 1v1
Me: lol, you are such a Michael Jordan.
by LeBron Es La Cabra July 11, 2017
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Michael

A fat croissant-looking piece of shit
by Certified Author May 6, 2025
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Michael Bay

by NatNina951 December 14, 2018
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Michael Jordan

ALLAH HIMSELF THE GREATEST BEING ON THE PLANET AND THE FATHER OF BASKETBALL IT STARTED AND ENDED WITH HIM AND HE MAKES LEBRON LOOK LIKE A 10 DAY CONTRACT PLAYER THAT GOT ANNALLY FUCKED BY A MOOSE (also rip kobe mamba forever)
"Whos the goat bro."

"Stupid question if you say that lebum guy you actually like taking 12 inch nigerian cock up your ass...... It Michael Jordan btw."
by smartguy1234:) October 22, 2023
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Michael Cult

Michael cult: A tik tok cult that is stronger than any cult including vegeta cult
by Man guy4474 August 7, 2021
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Michael

Person who loves gray morest than mostest and means it morest than mostest and said it first
Michael loves gray morest than mostest and means it morest than mostest and said it first and it is a fact as it is on this website.
by Lunchboxturt November 17, 2022
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