tinky poo poo

When your dog has to go outside and relieve itself. This refers to the dog having to both urinate and move it’s bowels .

“Do you have to make a “tinky poo poo?”

by anonymous October 24, 2020

pirate ship poo

Kind of stool that you go "arrghhh" when pushing out but when you look in the toilet they are gone, disappeared, vanished in troubled waters...

- Who just destroyed the toilet?
- I did, soz.
- Dude, must've been terrible looking. You should've taken a photo of it and sent it to Guiness records.
- I didn't get a chance, was a pirate ship poo...

by gerryseeds August 7, 2018

Phantom Poo

When you take a fat shit and then wipe but there's not a single trace of crap on the toilet paper.

Yo chabester, I just had the best phantom poo of my life!

by gracegal April 28, 2022

Poo Face

A person with a face that looks like poo.

Man your face looks like poo. Haha poo face

by OragnutanusRex March 29, 2017

poo

big brown sticky stuff. similar to a stick.

I'm gonna go shat a poo.

by efubsgdcbgdwh cbsv jcbkufabvuk March 13, 2018

Kissy-poo

When you go to give your cat a kiss just a little tiny kiss very small kissy just a widdle kissy wiss kissy wiss kissy wissy kissy wissy poo kissy poo KISSYPOOKISSYPOOKISSYPOO

“I just call my cat Mr. Kissy-poo now because I love him so much!”
“My boyfriend hates when I call my cat Kissy-poo because he is jealous of our bond!”

by Skylar White Yo November 28, 2023

poo

A solid waste produced in the rectum.

There is a lot of poo in the stables.

by xdr5t3evq3q September 17, 2023