Bum the hamster

To catch the end of your penis in the zip of your trousers.

I’ve started wearing button fly jeans now. Every time I do up a zip I seem to bum the hamster. It kills the end of my todger and hurts like heck trying to get it back out again!

by Nuphagus December 11, 2019

Bum

Always being lazy and looking lazy by wearing something so comfy and having messy hair

Lesslie looks like a bum today

by Justtellingfacts December 15, 2018

frog bum

A person with a bum that is too small in proportion to the rest of their body.

Jane has a frog bum and needs to do some more squats.

by Frogbum May 20, 2023

bum willy

this day is where you go to someones house and call them a bum willy

Adam: your such a bum willy

Jasmine: HEY! why are you in my house?
Adam: oh its bum willy day :)

by coolgirll May 10, 2021

Danky bum bum

When you do something that is dank as fuck and then some dickbutt comes over and fucks it all up.

dude that party was dank as fuck untill the cops danky bum bum'd all over it

by The real og kush July 15, 2016

Bum Squirts

A bloke named Dave who snitches on his Mrs and gets confronted by his mates.

Hey gang! Did you see how bad Dave had the Bum Squirts when I hit him up about him snitching on old love and going to the boneyard?

by SMP.PFK April 2, 2022

Bum Rush

A verb that defines Rushing in with your ass as an attack mechanism

M(1): Yo, How’d you get out there alive?
M(2): I bum rushed them til they fell unconsious

by GoldExperienceRaphtalia December 14, 2020