Michael

michael is the best boyfriend in the world even tho he is very annoying sometimes, he has a very nice smile and he is very sexy but hes kinda of stupid. i like him a lot

me: im going to get married to michael

by k_123 November 22, 2021

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Michael

1) A Light skin male who is always late to a meet up then give execuses that doesn't even make any sense.
2) Usually a name of a guy who makes everyone laugh.

On-a-call:
Ayo, Mike, you were supposed to be here 30 minites ago. What the fuck is going on?
Michael: Sorry, the bus I was supposed to catch blew up...

by Le-me-go September 19, 2018

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Michael Marlowe

Biggest Vape God On The Earth

You might vape but you're not as good as Michael Marlowe

by peteymcpeterton January 28, 2018

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michael schaan

a guy with a colossal cock, micro balls and a fuck load of foreskin

yo did you see michael schaan in backdoor sluts 9

by the peen splinter8945 September 16, 2019

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Definition: A unit of time used sarcastically to describe when someone says “I’ll be there in a minute,” but actually takes an absurdly long time—usually anywhere from 10 minutes to over an hour or more.

A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).

Examples:

“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”

“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”

"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."

by shmunguss the og October 5, 2025

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