by David Starz August 12, 2009
Where your partner bends over and takes a huge dump on your hands. If male, then your partner may also add semen to the mix.
I thought that "Mexican Hand Lotion" referred to some fancy brand of hand lotions from Mexico. However, I was proven otherwise when your mother gave me some last night.
by El Batman July 05, 2009
An activity in which two males stand in front of each other wanking it until one of them finishes and he is declared the victor.
by Danimal170 April 25, 2012
Get a dirty mexican named monique amd force her to lick your ass as you uppercut her tits thin slapnher with your nuts and shit in mouth
by Jackoffnark July 31, 2017
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While going down on him the drunk chick threw up all over Richard's junk. As an act of retribution he gave her a Mexican Car Wash
by DrTeaBags July 18, 2009