co-cousin-in-law

The child-in-law of one's parent-in-law's sibling.

My co-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Gateway Law

Any law so ridiculous that it causes a person to ignore it, making it easier for that individual to break other laws, often escalating the significance of their crimes. Generally creating a lifelong criminal.

I wish our lawmakers would take positions more seriously and stop passing gateway laws to score political points, it just leads to disregard for all laws.

by Randomly Assigned March 3, 2023

Bagina Law

To restrict people from leaving a land.

Oh my gosh guys, I forgot my passport and I didn’t know this was bagina law. Looks like I’m not going to Cabo with you guys.

by Angelwalking October 23, 2025

half-co-nibling-in-law

Spouse's half-nibling's spouse.

half-co-nibling-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

grandniece-in-law

1- Grandnibling's wife.
2- Spouse's grandniece.

My grandniece-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Bhatt's Law

As any discussion grows longer, the probability of a brahmin sneeding about BR Ambedkar or Dalits approaches 1.

4 comments in Sasanka enacts Bhatt's law and starts sneeding about dalits

by cybermarsey February 11, 2023

Valmaine's Law

Valmaine's Law dictates that if, in the presence of a minority group, an issue is brought forward by member of a majority group, that issue must first be defined and written upon a sheet of tapa cloth then raised up a flag pole before being taken seriously in an open forum of discussion.

Mitchell: Now now now now now now now now now now now Valmaine, now let me raise THIS up your flag pole.

... Valmaine's Law :)

by TamaT543 December 13, 2012