Athlete's Law

A picture taken during play will always look bad no matter what
"Man I look like shit in all my basketball photos"
"Must be Athlete's Law man"
by SJWSlayer July 28, 2021
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Law Of Crim

When people of both genders are always on your dick
I went out and the law of crim kept stopping me at the bar!
by Scattur July 06, 2024
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Raymond's Law

The phenomenon of being disturbed during a fap session just as one is about to blow one's load. Named after UK porn magnate Paul Raymond.
Was just about to blow my loads when, as Raymond's Law would have it, the postman rang the doorbell.
by BollysPhysicsFun December 07, 2020
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ice's first law of maps

ice's first law of maps states that for every fictional map large enough, an area within it will resemble the Mediterranean even if slightly.
ice's first law of maps just look at some maps
by icesuu July 09, 2021
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Saleem's Law

Any long-running chat window will eventually feature a definition from Urban Dicationary
That last meeting definitely followed Saleem's Law
by pseudonym-12947015 February 24, 2017
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theif in law

A respected criminal with highly ranked status and authority. mostly used in Russia and old USSR countries
Be careful, no one can disobey him! He's theif in law
by quakiscool January 13, 2021
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