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National Crack Kylan day

April 14th marks the legendary celebration of National Crack Kylan Day, a completely official wildly entertaining holiday dedicated to roasting teasing, and lovingly touching our favorite person Kylan. Whether it’s his BBL his chaotic group chat takes, or the fact that he still can’t make it to anything on time, today is all about cracking our HB and sharing laughs at Kylan’s expense (with love, of course). So gather your best memes, bring your funniest stories, and let the Weewee Fly because on April 14 We crack kylan
Bro WE gotta crack kylan today it's April 14th. National Crack Kylan day
by Uwukitten4x April 14, 2025
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Saddle Crack

The act of a woman receiving oral sex whilst sitting on someone’s face and putting enough weight on them to crack their jaw or cause other facial injury.
Dude what happened to your face?” - Ron
“She sat on my face so hard I got a saddle crack!”-Ben
by Lady of Poop April 22, 2025
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Crack

Crack is a DMV Term which is just another word for the fuck someone.
"yo i needa crack you"
"lemme crack"
by kingjordann April 23, 2025
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Khasakstani crack pipe

The act of inserting a tube into a mans rectum and then defecating in it, after this the man will then smoke crack out of it and shout "Fuck kata ka long kaba bha" or fuck that is good in english
"Last night me and garret ripped a khasakstani crack pipe, it was amazing"
by jsmith33334 April 28, 2025
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Crack it bitch

to shut the fuck up typically used as an offense/insult to shut someone up intending that they cannot threaten you and cant beat you.
crack it bitch before i beat yo ass up
by lalaloopsyzyy April 30, 2025
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Cracked shyt

When you see some shyt that has been cracked so many times your bros recognizer her in public
"yo see fine shyt over there, I should get her number?" "bro that's that bop Serena, lowkey she cracked shyt"
by pa6es April 30, 2025
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