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shaking hands with God

"My mind always feels much clearer after shaking hands with God," mused Jillian.
by shaking hands with god December 29, 2021
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OP PRO GOD

Op pro god -
If anyone calls themselves an op pro god, just know that they're op pro god. (which means they are awesome)
"I bulli u"
"AM OP PRO GOD"
by BHONDUDADA666 December 12, 2021
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god fucking christ

Matt was looking forward to his steak he had on the grill. He burned the steak by accident. "God fucking Christ" yelled Matt.
by Chuck1969 April 12, 2022
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Sex Gods Day

On this day that occurs once a year on the 12th of May, all sex gods hold extreme power and can do what they please when they please. The rank of sex god is marvellous and can be achieved if you are an actual sex god.
Taya: I’m a sex god so today is my day

Me: Woohoo sex gods day

Beth: I am lucky to be a sex god
by Kalicia7 December 25, 2020
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ChimpZee Simp God

ChimpZee Simp God was the greastest chimpanzee ever. Slay moby dick to become ruler of the chimps. Also became the official 69th presdient of Nigeria and accidentally genocide white people and pigeons. Made too many babies so he store them in the back of superone. And force Russia to seize their land to him. So sexy that wife drop their husbands for him
Bob backlund : where the fuck is my wife at?
Son rodger : she ditch you for ChimpZee Simp God
by Ricky the abortion doctor January 15, 2021
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oh god plz no

when something is about to happen and u dont want it to happen so u say this
Sun:*Is about to explode
Me: oh god plz no
by Definer2009 March 4, 2021
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god of all chunguses

God of all chunguses is the most powerful big chungus in the universe. He has an infinite power. he is the god of memes. He is the strongest god in the multiverse. He is immortal. NOTHING CAN STOP HIM. He is infinity in size and nothing has ever dared to challenge him. overall god of all chunguses is the strongest chungus in existence.
God of all chungus: I AM THE SUPREME GOD.
THE EVANGERS: yes? we are stronger
*war happens*
*T I E H A P P E N S*

wow god of all chunguses really is undefeatable
by evanger_11 March 5, 2021
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