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Fishermans friend

A slang word for marijuana. Used by fishermen around other non dope smoking fisherman. The reason it's a fishermans friend is because it does not give you a hangover. A better alternative to alcohol when you have to be up early the next day.
I am switching to fishermans friend.
by SWEDISH PIMP October 15, 2016
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Squirrel-friend

Like a traditional girlfriend, but unusually cute, and hilarious. The Squirrel-friend can use her agility to perform amazing feats.
Haley is such a squirrel-friend!
by Kool-Ian December 10, 2014
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friend of mara

person 1: are you a friend of mara?
person 2: yea! i love she-ra
by lilachopp November 22, 2020
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"Boy"friend

The irritating pain in that that lives with you or your parents. The type that talks shit about every one he knows to you. Then turns around and talks shit about you to all those supposed friends he just said he can't stand an hour ago. Probably has no ability to drive a car or the car you need to do so. It's called a "Man" card. Has probably been in jail more than one time and has no desire to fix his own problems. The one that calls you from work (if he even has a job) bitching about how he hates his life, but thinks every one should worship the damn ground he walks on because he's dank is so good. Has no goals in life, but has the woman/family/grandparent it lives with make most of the money in the house, on top of trying to support their own self threw college. If the person supporting the home goes to college there a looser because they arn't making the same wage to support his life style. To want to better a carrier in a Medical Profession lets say for instance. Seriously, to tolerate some one like this you would have to have a strong sense of "crazy" to have thought it would work. The same type that sits on it's ass constantly, then gives you crap for wanting to take some needed R&R.
"Boy"friend' is tired and weak sauce.
Sick of the "Boy"friend.
*knock at the Door*
W: Hi, how are you?
M: *With the most beautiful flowers in hand* I'm Good, I came hear to see if you would like to go out and have some dinner with me this weekend. i know we worked together before and I really liked you, but it took some time for me to say some thing. Even when I installed your water I was choked up and couldn't.
W: I'm kind of in a relationship. He lives here with me.
M: Some guys have all the luck. You look amazing still.
W: Thanks man, but I'm sorry I can't I have a "Boy"friend.
*"Boy"friend calls*
*Your child picks up the phone*
C: Guess what? Theirs a dude at the door with flowers asking mommy on a date.
*Child brings you the phone*
"Boy"friend: Get that monkey off my porch. He shouldn't be coming to my door asking out my woman.
W: Calm it. I didn't even say yes.
"Boy"friend: You won't talk to me like I'm a dog you fucking bitch. Who the fuck do you think you are.
W: I'm not the one cursing.

"Boy"friend: Naw, fuck that you won't... and you won't...
W: Wow, sounds like with you I'll have no life at all. Backstabbing to people you claim to love, rude, selfish, lack morals but try to enforce what you think they are on others. You let your people trash my place with out helping and never back up your promises. Your lame. Your weaksauce and they were right. You don't love at all. BTW I paid for that house ass.
*hangs up*
by IsthatAstart May 5, 2010
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friend-crush

1. a good friend that's also your secret crush

2. that person you asked out that "just wanted to be friends", but you still have a crush on

3. a friend that kinda likes you and you kinda like him/her back

4. a stage where you kinda want to be friends, but at the same time, you want to be a couple
1. oh gawd i really like ethan... but he's been my friend since third grade!! ahh, a new friend-crush!

2. i wish lisa wouldn't have rejected me. she's my friend-crush.

3. those two always smile and giggle with each other. they're both such friend-crushes.

4. ugh, i think i want to be friends with kendra. but i don't know, i kind of want to be more than friends! MYEHH FRIEND-CRUSH STAGE
by Julia Sooch November 5, 2011
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Best friend

Someone who tried to get into a relation ship but in the end ended up as their best friend.
Person 1: "Stephanie, I love you."

Person 2: "I love too Frank, as my best friend.

Person 1: "Fuck."
by Marshmallow bread May 9, 2018
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