tits 'n' ass

Breasts and female buttocks. This expression comes from the entertainment industry, and may well date to the vaudeville era. It means using feminine beauty, in various states of undress, to spice up or ornament a dramatic or musical show. Often used cynically to imply that the tastes of audiences are of the lowest common denominator: shallow and sexually-obsessed, failing to appreciate other aspects of a show thought "finer", such as drama, action, talent or music.
Example 1: When we staged this show, we included a number of scantily-clad female dancers, because all audiences really want nowadays is tits 'n' ass.

Example 2: You're spending HOW much on your musicians for this show? Don't you know that all people really want is tits 'n' ass?

Example 3: In the 1960's, pop music was really about talent and musical ability. Now it's all about tits 'n' ass.
by david lincoln brooks November 10, 2013
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New Found Tits

Usually occurring in the tween-teen age, girls who were flat before but now have developed tits will constantly show them off; whether it's push up bra's, revealing shirts, or social media photos, they're always out (the tits).
Taylor: Omg have you seen Rebecca?
Regina: Yes why?
Taylor: She has huge boobs I thought she was flat?
Regina: I know right, talk about New Found Tits
by tommy sweeney May 27, 2014
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Jack Tits

An expression used instead of the word "nothing."
Similar to the common term "Jack Shit"
John: "Hey Sally, what did you do tonight?"

Sally: "Jack Tits."

John: "Boring."
by Chateaugay October 26, 2011
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Stonking Great Tits

A phrase to describe particularly large amazing breasts or the need to have large amazing breasts.
Coined by Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw in his review of Tomb Raider Anniversary.
Gamer 1: 'You know what would make this game great? Some Stonking Great Tits.'

Gamer 2: 'OMG I was just thinking that!'
by Evil Tree December 20, 2010
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Knocking your tits

When you are playing a joke on your friends, and you finally tell them that you were lying
No I wasn’t actually in the hospital, I was just knocking your tits.

No my dick isn’t the same size as a baby carrot, I was just knocking your tits

Naw baby, I was just knocking your tits, I didn’t sleep with your momma
by Ruandon April 28, 2019
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tit fed baby

The way someone from the Appalachian area of America describes a chubby, cherub, cute baby.
Upon seeing Michelle's new baby Uncle Teaberry exclaimed "Day Ders a Tit Fed Baby!"
by Broadway Harmier December 23, 2021
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tits to hips analyzation

A detailed analyzation of the midrif including hips and tits
Hmm I see this person is very interesting, I need do a tits to hyps analysis. tits to hips analyzation
by tits to hips analyzation May 25, 2021
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