Whale poo

Not human poo or dog poo or heaven forbid horse poo, but a whole other level of disgusting poo. If different poo were levels of hell whale poo would be Satan's penthouse. Whale poo is so utterly disgusting that I can do it no complete justice in this definition

Person 1: You are just whale poo!
Person 2:*loud gasp*
Person 2:*calls the national guard*

by Sickasfrick October 13, 2015

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Poo

An unidentified substance that attracts lots of flies. No one knows what it is.

Jess: "Oh my gosh, I think I just stepped on some poo!"
Burk: "Yikes, I hope the poo is okay."
Jess: "...?"

by chlorinated January 8, 2023

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it comes out of my ass

hey dude do you like poo?

yes i do i like big poo hahahahahah

by poogod69 April 25, 2022

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Poo Stigging It

When you make your way to the toilet with haste due to badly needing a shit

Example 1:
"Mate I was doing 90 in a school zone, I was seriously poo stigging it"

Example 2:
"Check matey over there running, he's poo stigging it him"

by Mohammed Naqvi May 23, 2022

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