A sexual act where the receiver of doggy style has a tie in their mouth that is tied to a hockey stick held in one hand by the giver. The stick can optionally be used to spank the receiver. In the other hand, the giver pours maple syrup in to the open (gagged) mouth of the receiver. The position is an homage to the hockey player King Clancy who played for the Senators (tie) and Maple Leafs (syrup).
She was a freak in the sheets and super Canadian so I gave her the Old King Clancy and that's how I met your mother.
by UrbDict2513 December 01, 2022
A sexual act in which one forciably inserts jagged grains of sand into the urtethra of their partner, preferably with the aid of a straw or ballpoint pain.
by Matt "Reach Around" Zablocki February 27, 2006
by chomple chomple May 16, 2010
by Daddy Zak November 19, 2017
A Creepy man who looks just like the king with da burger!! and he is a super creeper who like girls and thinks he is large and in charge and lives in canada
by Georgia McBooby& Pheela Maboob January 31, 2009
Calvin king bish boshed Mary whilst she was passed out!
'Shut it bitch or I'll king bish bosh you so fast you'll be crying spunk.'
'Shut it bitch or I'll king bish bosh you so fast you'll be crying spunk.'
by bettttttttttt July 28, 2009
by ckystoner June 22, 2010