cross as a bear with a sore bum

Easily angered. Lookin' fer a fight!

Child: I hate math homework!!
Parent: Now, now... you're as cross as a bear with a sore bum.

by Pousquella November 17, 2017

Bum nice

Something comfortable to sit on that cushions the posterior, especially when seated somewhere uncomfortable. Can be anything from a cushion to a tire.

"This seat's really hard. I could do with some bum nice"

by Sophie Dickson August 17, 2008

eggplant bum

A big massive eggplant in ur bum and u bounce on it and u can sprinkle it with toe nails to make it sharp

I want a big eggplant bum right now

by Pryingpencil November 02, 2017

Bum Sandwich

Something that is already shitty but can get considerably more shitty. A Bum Sandwich has the ability to produce its own shit and thus is worse than a shit sandwhich. It can fart or shit directly in your face.

Remember not to eat a Bum Sandwich, they cause bad breath.

The Pandamic is a Bum Sandwich.

by Nobody and No-one August 07, 2021

Danky bum bum

When you do something that is dank as fuck and then some dickbutt comes over and fucks it all up.

dude that party was dank as fuck untill the cops danky bum bum'd all over it

by The real og kush March 22, 2016

Bum Slips

What you get when you cross an African and English

1st Person: *whispers* Plump Lips.
2nd Person: *whispers* I like those plump lips.
African: Bum Slips! Bum Slips! What are Bum Slips?

(No offence to Africans, this was said by one of my friends.)

by Meich April 19, 2011

monkey bum

very sexy, amazing word its almost as good as teehee

wow you're such a monkey bum

by monkey soks 100 February 22, 2021