God's D-piece

The Perfect Male: perfect at everything. Anything he attempts; he successeds, rather it be sports, languages, music, ect. All the women want him and all the men want to be like him.
This character typically found in anime but, appears time to time in life.

"Usu's God's D-piece, no other way to describe it"
Usu of "Maid-sama!"

by cRaZi3wAy August 31, 2018

god loves you

what my mom told me before sending me to him

me: "mom mom the test came back I have autism."
mom: "its okay god loves you...*loads shotgun*"

by cockmaster45 October 6, 2022

ChimpZee Simp God

ChimpZee Simp God was the greastest chimpanzee ever. Slay moby dick to become ruler of the chimps. Also became the official 69th presdient of Nigeria and accidentally genocide white people and pigeons. Made too many babies so he store them in the back of superone. And force Russia to seize their land to him. So sexy that wife drop their husbands for him

Bob backlund : where the fuck is my wife at?
Son rodger : she ditch you for ChimpZee Simp God

by Ricky the abortion doctor January 15, 2021

The great god gary

The great god gary is the god of manifestations! You may pay tributes of small bits of anything that you can retrieve but leave and put it back into the universe and paying it forward. Doing so raises your karma and increases your luck in manifesting what you really need or want.

Sam: hey bro you dropped a cigarette!
Joe: hey thanks. Im gunna just leave it for the great god gary"

Allie: hey did you hear about the radio contest for the 2 tickets to bubble bobble?
Jessica: oh my goodness i sure did im going to pray to the great god gary in hopes of winning! Ive been paying it forward so much recently there is no way we wont win.

by Nopage November 9, 2018

Running from God

waste one's effort

Jim: What are you doing Sam?
Sam: I'm trying to lick my elbow
Jim: Sam, stop running from God

by Bingo Banko September 29, 2015

Greek God Of Hair

The Greek God of hair was named James. He was seen as a beautiful young man with shoulder length dark brown hair. His hair was said to be as smooth as silk, yet as tough as iron. He was famous for working in villages around Greece and helping young woman with their hair. He was a son of Aphrodite and a mortal,though not often mentioned in stories. He was very popular amount young women for his charming looks and beautiful hair.

"I can't wait until James, The Greek God Of Hair comes to our village, I need his godly help with my hair"

by The emotional helper October 24, 2019

gods pez dispenser

The act of shoving jelly beans up your ass and pushing them into someone's mouth.

Lisa asked Tom if, if he wanted to try gods pez dispenser tonight.

by Picklepudding September 11, 2022