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May 1st

National lose your virginity day! Get laid by your girlfriend and she will never stop loving you!
Friends: why can’t she walk
Guy: it’s may 1st 🥵
by Dontbeapussy29 April 28, 2021
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May 4th

Send your partner a nude photo
by Ohtani May 4, 2022
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7th May 1945

Capitulation of germany after the war
Its 7th may 1945 woohoo! Germany capitulated
#LBOZO #SKILLISSUE
by grkvbz April 11, 2024
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Mayed

A man’s name and comes from the name Majid.

Mayed is an ultimate life form, an upgraded version of Majid. Don’t mess with him or he will take your girl (with consensus) and while he is at it, he’ll take your mom too and on a good day your sister as well. If you ever encounter a legendary man name Mayed, act dead because that’s your only chance of survival.
Don’t move, that’s a Mayed. Act dead or he will take your girl.
by King Alleyway November 22, 2021
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May 9

people who were born on may 9 are depressed as fuck, they always try to fit in and it never works. they hide their feelings and have the strictest parents. they cry almost everynight but even with that pain, theyre a good friend and can comfort you when you're sad. we're also always hungry no matter what. theyre the bestest friend you could ever ask for so you should hug them and tell them you love them. they hate themselves when they get something wrong, public speak, or do something embarrassing.
Girl: it's my birthday today, may 9!!
friend: happy birthday! ur a great friend no matter what and i hope u have a nice day
by random teenage girl November 22, 2022
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May

For the whole month of may girls can not wear makeup.
Boy: hey why arint you wearing makeup

Girl: oh because its may! During may girls dont wear makeup!
by Jesusisntholy November 7, 2019
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