Greek God Of Hair

The Greek God of hair was named James. He was seen as a beautiful young man with shoulder length dark brown hair. His hair was said to be as smooth as silk, yet as tough as iron. He was famous for working in villages around Greece and helping young woman with their hair. He was a son of Aphrodite and a mortal,though not often mentioned in stories. He was very popular amount young women for his charming looks and beautiful hair.

"I can't wait until James, The Greek God Of Hair comes to our village, I need his godly help with my hair"

by The emotional helper October 24, 2019

OP PRO GOD

Op pro god -
If anyone calls themselves an op pro god, just know that they're op pro god. (which means they are awesome)

"I bulli u"
"AM OP PRO GOD"

by BHONDUDADA666 December 12, 2021

Lit God/Goddess

Lit = Cool, Turnt
God/Goddess = Image, A person who is adored, or beauty

Or

It could mean you just a really cool ass person everyone likes / wishes to be you

-Wow she's a lit God/Goddess

- I know dude everyone likes her !

by Lit April 11, 2016

speak with the elder gods

v. Probably a convenient way to talk your way out of doing something important like oh, I dunno... saving Earthrealm through participation in the Mortal Kombat tournaments?

Raiden: I must speak with the elder gods! (*lightning!*)

by flashn00b September 17, 2020

shaking hands with God

Masturbating, particularly with noted success

"My mind always feels much clearer after shaking hands with God," mused Jillian.

by shaking hands with god December 29, 2021

letting God choose

Slapping the screen in Kahoot because you don't know the answer.

I dunno what this one is, I'll just go with letting God choose.

by pheae June 21, 2017

You will never be a god

Loki's last words before Thanos snapped his fucking neck.

When Loki said, "you will never be a god" in infinity war, I wanted to kill Thanos.

by Killmepleaserightnow September 26, 2018