New York Rangers

A hockey team where all the New Jersey bandwagons root for and say it's cuz of their parents, like a bunch of unloyal fucks, and say they love the rangers while only knowing maybe 3 players

Bandwagon: "oh yeah I love the New York Rangers"
Actual hockey fan: "name 3 players"
Bandwagon: "Igon Shesterkin, Adam Fox, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

by Probably still a virgin July 31, 2022

Shoot a new turkey

A variant on "turn over a new leaf", but associated with something that you do periodically, like changing your car's oil, or going to the dentist.

Origin: Every Thanksgiving you have to shoot a new turkey.

I really hate moving, but you just gotta shoot a new turkey, ya know?

by slippy frog September 20, 2014

New Jersey Sunset

The act of smoking marijuana and receiving a handjob from a relative while sitting on the top of a hill in a farming community. For added pleasure they snort a bump of cocaine as they climax known as Bump Cumming.

Alex: "man you and your brother left the party pretty early last night, where did you guys go?"
Frank: "Oh yeah we went up to apple pie hill and watched the New Jersey Sunset."
Alex: "oh, ok man. Did you bump cum?"
Frank: "dude, you know I always bump cum"

by StonedWhiteKid May 25, 2016

new boo goofin

when people think you be trippin or acting crazy

D Block: Damn Nedhead did you see that kid at Hitt Street market?

NedHead: Yeah, that boi be new boo goofin yo!

by KINGNED November 21, 2010

The New Jack Byrne

A normal pussy ass hoe nigga who doesn't try on English essays

Ur worse now... looking like fuckin The New Jack Byrne head-ass

by THEGroupSavage April 17, 2017

New Disc Goofin’

When you get a new disc and have no clue how it’s going to fly you let your card mates know your shot could go any which way by saying new disc goofin’.

“Holy shit Braeden that’s the wrong fairway,”

“Oops I was just goofin, new disc goofin’!”

by Swettro Boomin September 18, 2023

New Orleans Pothole

When you're giving a rim job and sneeze into her butt and then she farts the sneeze back into your face.

"Damn, I caught pink eye from that New Orleans Pothole last night" - Geoff

by Dusty Buns February 16, 2023