pissed

I pissed my pants during a Christmas party in front of my aunt and cousins they all started laughing and my aunt told my family and uncle and my cousins told my friends at school now I'm bullied by my whole school and 23 states 12 governments and 3 contents my name was legally changed to piss boy now I hate my life :) rawr XD.

Jake: "oops"
jane: "what?"
jake: "I pissed on the floor."
jane: "what in the hell jake?"

by cfcytuhjbvgycrex5ctvyguhji hub November 29, 2021

Pissed

1. Another name for pee
2. People that are pissed off

Henry: I am fucking pissed!
Matt: I don't care!
Henry: Shut the fuck up!
Matt: You!
Henry: I am fucking pissed at you!

by DOGMAN_5676 June 2, 2020

titty piss

when u hop on top of someone and they lactate all over u and ur mom

Maisy just titty pissed on Julie!!!!!!!

by hunnyboobearbitch October 5, 2019

piss pressure

How hard you can pee

Hey, look at my piss pressure

by Boi pussy January 20, 2018

Pissing all over my Facebook

Liking or commenting on everything you put on Facebook. Original by "Matt Harris"

She is pissing all over my Facebook, so I deleted her.

by Cctmthompson August 11, 2013

Xiao piss

Xiaos piss it's so tasty.
on God he's so hot I saw all his fanarts on r34 and oh my god he makes me so hard I wish I could drink his piss while he fucks the shit out of me,I want to smell his farts.

"did you try xiao piss?"
"yes I did on God he's so hot and his piss it's so tasty"

by Xiaostastypiss November 21, 2021

Piss Missile

A fast, sketchy, clapped out motorcycle usually older model. Usually a total deathtrap

Bro I got a new bike!!
*looks at bike*

I thought you were gonna buy something nice but instead u bought this piss missile.
Absolute deathtrap

by Shitbox enjoyer January 2, 2025