Dude rolls a messy J in the bathroom - goes outside for a toke and starts to spew esoteric bullshit to anyone who will listen.
by braille February 28, 2013
A dope Alien from outer space who disguises themselves in human flesh of an attractive person. J Man's are infatuated with Mclovin and like to do drugs.
"Woah that's very J Man of you"
by J Man the Alien January 28, 2024
yourdailywtakes: yo who on siege? 👀
trust: i dont play with copper shitters.
cnote: yo trust ur a J Man
trust: glaze it
rx: kids a boss
trust: i dont play with copper shitters.
cnote: yo trust ur a J Man
trust: glaze it
rx: kids a boss
by fuckrx February 06, 2025
by Dr Jimeny Joebob Humperdink June 18, 2010
The most humble/best rapper in the world. Also known as a personal therapist and sometimes husband. You most definitely heard his greatest hit ‘No Role Modelz’, if you didn’t it’s because you have no soul :)
Random: Who’s the greatest rapper?
Me: Jermaine Lamarr Cole
Random: Who?
Me: J. Cole
Random: Oh… he’s boring
Me: *runs them over with my Rolls Royce*
Me: Jermaine Lamarr Cole
Random: Who?
Me: J. Cole
Random: Oh… he’s boring
Me: *runs them over with my Rolls Royce*
by aaliyah demi August 08, 2021
"I'm J Cole" for example would equate eating a burger without meat with a cup of water, but without the cup, because you're too humble for a cup and meat. Might as well only drink water with your bare hands.
by Lavender Philosophy May 02, 2024