Zed's Law

A law that states 'the longer a person uses the imageboard 4chan, the probability of that person committing the crime of possessing child porn approaches 1'. When this happens, the user is considered a 'pedofag' and must quit 4chan forever.
Zed's Law - You're a pedofag
by sorta May 12, 2011
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The Otz Law of Map Offerings

A law created by the streamer Otzdarva,

In the multiplayer, non-symetrical, survivle horror game Dead by Daylight, when a player chooses to use a Map Offering, a speciel item the lets them choose the map in which the match will take place, they will disconnect after thirty to ninty seconds due them being babies, and play the game purely to abuse the other team and cry when they fail to do so.
"Kate sent us to Badham, if The Otz Law of Map Offerings is correct, she should DC any second now!"
by Clonfish June 24, 2024
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In 1887 John Hawthorne filed suit against Sally Sue. In which case Judge Cena established America's legal right to suplex.
Hey, if they reject you again, you can enact The Double Rejection Suplex Law of 1887.
by JudgeCena November 18, 2022
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In 1887 John Hawthorne filed suit against Sally Sue. In which case Judge Cena established Americas legal right to suplex.
Hey, if they reject you again, you can enact The Double Rejection Suplex Law of 1887.
by JudgeCena November 18, 2022
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third-cousin-in-law

1- Third-cousin's spouse.
2- Spouse's third-cousin.
3- 3C-in-law.
My third-cousin-in-law is a good person.
by User655 July 26, 2021
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