Crack Pipe

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023

I’m on crack

jake Paul’s favorite subject in school

I’m on crack means Fuck Jake paul

by Jakes balls November 20, 2019

Cracking Your Homeboy

Cracking your homeboy is when both of you are absolutely chopped and pull absolutely zero bitches, so you resort to having sex with each other in a heterosexual way.

Mason: Do you want to go out with me
Girl: No, you’re ugly af
Mason: That’s ok, I’ll just crack my homeboy, Calvin
Girl: Really? Cracking your homeboy?

by CalvinsLeftNut July 8, 2025

crickity crack my neck is wack

A phrase used when your neck is messed up in any way

Tim: Dude is your neck ok
Jim: crickity crack my neck is wack

by Lucasbiggay268 October 2, 2018

Crab Crack

Having a "Crab Crack" is when your ill fitting underwear rides up your arse crack, and you have to pinch them back into position using a crab pincher form with your hand.

"Hold on a second! I've got to stop walking, I have a bad case of Crab Crack!"

by PiggyFucboi October 2, 2017

Cracked

When you or your mate/friend/buddy is cracked at fortnite. THIS CAN ONLY APPLY IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE CALLED JUSTIN!!!!!!

Person 1: Hey.
Person 2: Hi..?
Person 1: If you didn't know my friend Justin over here
Justin: Hey!!
Person 1: Is cracked at fortnite my dude!

by wolfy_girl1007 March 13, 2021

crack fella

A fellow that is crack in the head who thinks he is a mac genius and always treat his nephew to eat crab but not his son

Yah i am a crack fella

by Plate nsjsne July 16, 2020