one up the bum, no harm done

A failed 2011 slogan created for Marie Stopes International by comedy music band The Midnight Beast, promoted with a catchy music video. 'One up the bum and it's no harm done, one up the bum and you won't be a mum."

Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.

Enjoy your AIDS.
"One up the fanny and your mum's a granny" so instead you try kinky bum sex, hoping to avoid pregnancy?

The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?
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Bum beater

But beater is an expression that describes someone who has a very active anal sex life

They may enjoy anal more than typical penitration
Marcus was going up my arse all night he is such a bum beater
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Beaufort bum

Aye bo look, its a Beaufort bum.
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Bum whore

Fat, ugly, bitch that has nothing better to do with her life.
Julia: “hey bum whore
Lilly: “you bitch
Julia: “stfu you blonde headed bimbo
by Bum whore November 13, 2020
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Trump Bum

Any MAGA Republican, AKA Trumplikin qualifies.
The weight of the massive Trump Bum sunk the Red Wave, hilarious!
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Trump Bum

Any MAGA Republican, AKA Trumplican qualifies for this title!
The massive Trump Bum sunk the expected Red Wave, hilarious!
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trump bum

someone with a large bum/arse
she has a trump bum
by Charvs June 28, 2023
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