mormon boner

An erection for the anus before marriage and for every orifice after.

Brad: I got that Mormon Boner.
Thad: You two aren’t married. Better get Becky some Depends.

by Johnny1981 September 11, 2021

boner intercourse

when you have this <==3 be a boner and be fuckin shoved into this (_o_).

billy: I nutted but i had a boner

jimmy: you had boner intercourse

by <==3r1 June 22, 2019

Boner Bubble

Having to fart while your having sex...

"Dude, I was with this chick last night and I farted."
"How was that for her?"
"Quite the boner bubble.."
"She liked it!"

by MitchMatch September 9, 2012

Boner Buddies

Boner Buddies
Two gay men linked by their boners — whether in bed, in life, or both. More than friends, less than subtle.

Example:
“Call them boyfriends if you want, but they prefer ‘Boner Buddies.’”

by MoistJalobi September 3, 2025

booby boner

when it’s nippy anywhere and you boobies ppp out like a cone shaped boner.

wow she has a bad case of the booby boner

by booby bonerz fer lyfe December 31, 2017

Boners

Name for the people who watch the YouTuber Dani

Dani: what's up boners?

by Boopy1233 January 4, 2024

Boner Gravy

A TERM FOR EJACULENT FOR MALE HUMANS

He just replaced regular gravy with his boner gravy it was disgusting that guy ruined thanksgiving for EVERYBODY

by Fudgedragon2005 June 21, 2018