Bean Simp

The only type of simp that is legally allowed to simp for beans and beans only.

Josh: man, do you know John?
Derek: Yeah, he loves beans so much.
Josh: he’s totally a bean simp

by TheBeanSimp July 12, 2020

Bean

A legume or an small person

Tara is a small bean

by Stripe_the_tiger July 14, 2020

Smol bean

A small or cute person

Tara is a smol bean

by Stripe_the_tiger July 14, 2020

Sean Bean

An extremely Rugged and hot man, who is unfortunately always dead / has been eviserated many times for no reason other than that he is too fucking hot to be allowed to exist

man 1: ay I'd go gay for Sean Bean
man 2: well that's unfortunate

man 1: why?
man 2: he's fucking dead again

by unspecified_unicorn July 20, 2020

No bean

Not good, just not good.

Pickles are no bean man.

by Nobeanmachine July 22, 2020

Bean Team

A group of thorough individuals motivated by the Bag.

Female 1: Who were those guys you were with?
Female 2: Oh, that was the Bean Team. You should slide with me next time.
Female 1: Bet, sayless.

by Unknown Bean July 24, 2020

bad bean

A dude who’s very sexual and open with it

This dude is such a bad bean, Mia Khalifa is a angel compared to him

by Bad Bean July 26, 2020