fuck ryan

A typical response an alpha male will get upon someone called Ryan ruining a night out with the lads

Person 1: Hey guys have any of you seen Ryan

Person 2: Fuck Ryan!

by Restless Reaper January 11, 2018

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crusty ryan

when you quickly drive through a drive-thru to lose the cops.

joe, pull a crusty ryan to lose the cops, they're on our tail like flies on poo!

by miraclewhipt December 27, 2007

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Doing a ryan

leaving your bag unattended even though you know it is going to get stolen.

guy to friend:You sure you want to be doing a ryan?

by moptop39 August 25, 2011

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1)This boy has a tiny penis. Most people can't even see it. No one really wants to. 2) He looks like a really really ugly version of john lenon. 3) Didnt graduate highschool because the teachers couldn't stand to look at him for more than 5 seconds. 4) Doesnt shower. 5) Spends entire life on Xbox live. 6) gives girls fake pictures on his xbox live account because he knows himself, he is just so disgusting. 7) He is fat. 8) He dated a girl that looked like his sister. 9) He thinks hes really tough, and tells people he works out. When in reality he just masturbates and play games. 10) Oh, and he has a tiny penis. If i hadnt mentioned it before.

"hey matthew ryan fleming wanna hang out?" "sorry man, I have to go play xbox live because i have no life" (this isnt even a correct example because he has no friends)

by idcay June 17, 2011

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