When a very young and eager "New Mexican" male witnesses snow porn for the first time at a junior classmates slightly rural farm and gets overly aroused by said porn, then decides to initiate an unsolicited circle jerk around a trash barrel in the barn next to the house. All the while, said classmates watch in horror! only one finishes…
Dude what the fuck happened last night? I thought we were having a good time until homeboy pulled out his meat pepper and dumped a load into the trashcan like it was some kind of green Chile cum dumpster!!! I'm scarred for life....
by Ricky Fitts January 25, 2019
Get the Green Chile Cum Dumpstermug. 
{Located in Cary, NC.}
1. Where you can have a 4.5 and still barely be in the top 20% of your grade.
2.Not known for any good sports, except maybe golf... or marching band and maybe swimming.
3. A place where students in Calculus talk about doing pot in the back of the class room and still maintain an A.
4. "Best Public School in Cary", maybe the world.
5. Also Known As: No Hope for Green Dope.
6. Home to the WORST drivers at a High School.
1. Where you can have a 4.5 and still barely be in the top 20% of your grade.
2.Not known for any good sports, except maybe golf... or marching band and maybe swimming.
3. A place where students in Calculus talk about doing pot in the back of the class room and still maintain an A.
4. "Best Public School in Cary", maybe the world.
5. Also Known As: No Hope for Green Dope.
6. Home to the WORST drivers at a High School.
Examples:
1. Green Hope High School Student: Aww Man, I only have a 4.5, I'll never get into college.
Other School Student: YEAH I HAVE A 4.5 I'M TOP OF MY CLASS!!
2. GH Student: How many football games did we win again?
Other GH Student: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... winning.
3. Calc Student 1: I need to calm down. I can get some good weed.
Calc Student 2: Yeah I have an A in here let's do it Tuesday!
4. Maybe not the world...
5. Middle School Student 1: Where are you going to high school?
Middle School Student 2: No Hope for Green Dope.
6. There were three pile-ups, with twelve different cars on the same day. Also, you cannot have a parking spot without having your car scraped by the frenzy of students trying to go home.
1. Green Hope High School Student: Aww Man, I only have a 4.5, I'll never get into college.
Other School Student: YEAH I HAVE A 4.5 I'M TOP OF MY CLASS!!
2. GH Student: How many football games did we win again?
Other GH Student: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... winning.
3. Calc Student 1: I need to calm down. I can get some good weed.
Calc Student 2: Yeah I have an A in here let's do it Tuesday!
4. Maybe not the world...
5. Middle School Student 1: Where are you going to high school?
Middle School Student 2: No Hope for Green Dope.
6. There were three pile-ups, with twelve different cars on the same day. Also, you cannot have a parking spot without having your car scraped by the frenzy of students trying to go home.
by This Is So Not Even January 24, 2011
Get the Green Hope High Schoolmug. One of the most relaxing, underrated songs ever written. Green Grass has, like many songs of its kind, lyrics that don't literally apply to our life but can be if examined or listened to carefully.
The guitar work is this song's strongest point, it sounds and feels like the blood of Jesus Christ is flowing through your veins! If you are into classic rock and have not heard this song, I suggest you look it up immediately, it is by the Outlaws.
The guitar work is this song's strongest point, it sounds and feels like the blood of Jesus Christ is flowing through your veins! If you are into classic rock and have not heard this song, I suggest you look it up immediately, it is by the Outlaws.
*Green Grass and High Tides is playing*
Guy 1: Wow, the world is almost easier to bear while listening to this song.
Guy 2: Yeah, you know, my house is getting repossessed, my wife left me, and my children all hate me...but I think it'll all be okay...
Guy 1: Yeah man, I'm sure it'll be fine.
Guy 1: Wow, the world is almost easier to bear while listening to this song.
Guy 2: Yeah, you know, my house is getting repossessed, my wife left me, and my children all hate me...but I think it'll all be okay...
Guy 1: Yeah man, I'm sure it'll be fine.
by Arockalypse February 2, 2009
Get the Green Grass and High Tidesmug. When you had a wonderful night around a good camp fire and had a few drinks and in the morning you go down to the blueberry patch and get a good fill of berries right off the plant good way to fill the belly in the morning wait... wait... that afternonn still have had anything else to eat and im in the liquor store in canada and whooppps theres that earge gladly i used the bathroom good thing it was a small town store or i would had a bad mishap in the cart space
dont eat alot blueberries in the morning on a empty belly
or you will have the green apple splatters
or you will have the green apple splatters
by jeff broadbely March 28, 2008
Get the green apple splattersmug. by Honky Cracker October 10, 2003
Get the Green side upmug. by algorhythm February 16, 2006
Get the Gold Jacket, Green Jacketmug.