dick time

An act of masturbation most men engage in to start their day. It usually happens in the morning during a really long shower,after a workout, or after work in order to get the lead out.

Dude 1:"Oh man, just got out of the gym, bout to go to the shower and have some dick time!"

Dude 2 :"he'll yeah me too catch you later!"

"Bae won't come through so I guess it's dick time..."

Dude 1:"Oh man, just got out of the gym, bout to go to the shower and have some dick time!"

Dude 2 :"he'll yeah me too catch you later!"

"Bae won't come through so I guess it's dick time..."

by theseven September 6, 2014

dick tingler

A name for somebody who scratches their cock a lot.

'Jimmy, you dick tingler'
'Say what?'

by SuccOne December 18, 2016

pikachu dick

Its when you stick your boner in an outlet how simple is that

Girl:Use shock wave on my vagina with your massive pikachu dick
Me:Let me electricute your pussy with thunderbolt

by psyfucker May 30, 2016

suck this dick

The taking of the mouth around the male Phalic member (used on the first person) Ised as an insult.

Person-1 "Shut up)
Person-2 "hey suck this dick"

by L File May 27, 2016

horse dick

Large penis, i.e. 8 inches or more.

Beemio's got what you call a horse dick.

by Beemio January 25, 2008

Dick Lick

A total, extreme, amazing f*cking douchebag

Orion is such a dick lick.

by super uber dinorex May 18, 2009

U.D. Dick

This sad individual has no life other than to login to UrbanDictionary.com several times a day and pick UD authors to give "thumbs down" to.

The target author receives all the faux-negative feedback due to one of his definitions hitting "a little too close to home" with the U.D. Dick.

The U.D. Dick will even go as far to reset his DSL Modem so he can have a fresh IP address to express his denial when in fact no matter how many times he disapproves it will not change the facts.

Boy, that definition really got Gabe's panties twisted. Guess he has no choice but to be cowardly U.D. Dick.

by MustangGT October 11, 2011