Crack Pat is a very weird guy who loves hanging with people and giving strange but cursed items
People do go missing, right after meeting with him
People do go missing, right after meeting with him
Crack Pat- hey kid, I have so thing to sell
The kid- what is it
Crack Pat- A game disk
The Kid - O cool thx
1 day later- A child is missing
The kid- what is it
Crack Pat- A game disk
The Kid - O cool thx
1 day later- A child is missing
by FireSlayer177 November 15, 2022
Get the Crack Pat mug.When you place sour patch kids into your parters ass cheeks, (hence the “crack” portion of the name) and proceed to have them attempt to launch them into your mouth. If you wish, it can be played like a game. Whomever catches the most candies wins, with the loser having to eat the others ass.
“We were havin such a great time eating each others ass, until the sour crack kid to too competitive.”
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Get the Clot Crack mug.Donkey: "Oooo, Shrek, did you just do that? Man, you oughta warn someone when you crack one like that!"
Shrek: "Believe me, Donkey, If that had been me, you'd have been dead. (*inhales*) It's brimstone."
Shrek: "Believe me, Donkey, If that had been me, you'd have been dead. (*inhales*) It's brimstone."
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Get the crack one mug.there are people who believe that they are so special that their shit does not smell. They are so obsessed with their self image in cocktail bars, fancy restaurants, places to be seen. They can't see how artificial they are. To stop their shit sticking they wax the crack of their ass
you are a person found hiding behind designer labels and insecurity, transparent, self important, selfish people who believe they are above anyone else. Go wax your ass, you crack waxer
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Get the crack waxer mug.If you claim to have been the victim of a Terminal Velocity Neck Crack, then you must be a ghost, because nobody could survive such an event.
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Get the Terminal Velocity Neck Crack mug.A rather small cup full of crack, that's right straight up crack and it is often used as a defense for humans for when they are frightened or just have to pee really badly.
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