crack fuzz

The fuzz left on a toilet seat from someone's nasty ass crack.

Clean up your nasty crack fuzz!

by nick_in_STL January 31, 2018

Cracked

My dog Floyd.

He’s eaten rat poison, chocolate and shapes and still been fine.

I would put a photo but it won’t let me.

Floyd is cracked

by LynObie March 9, 2023

Crack Baby

Savannah.

Savannah is a crack baby I guess.....
Thats what she told me.

Trant: Hey Savannah!
Savannah: I'm a Crack Baby!

by ambitious_creepygirl November 18, 2021

model o on crack

a glorious model o on crack

yo dude you got that glorious model o on crack????

dude: this is why you're a fucking reject to society

by Glorious Official Company June 16, 2021

Cracking Your Homeboy

Cracking your homeboy is when both of you are absolutely chopped and pull absolutely zero bitches, so you resort to having sex with each other in a heterosexual way.

Mason: Do you want to go out with me
Girl: No, you’re ugly af
Mason: That’s ok, I’ll just crack my homeboy, Calvin
Girl: Really? Cracking your homeboy?

by CalvinsLeftNut July 8, 2025

the crack is 90

When your in the pub having a good time.

Crackhead “How much is crack”
Drunk man “The crack is 90”

by David Egan 2021 September 14, 2021

crack apple

Just as a candied apple is made, A crack apple is first assembled by taking a nice large shiny red apple and shoving a popsicle stick in it. Next you must take a 9 inch skillet and place it over a vat of lard on low flame. Place the perferred crack serium (baking soda, Some of that shiny fish scale scama shit, and a lil love). Brew it until the oily cheese starts forming on the top. Dip and rotate the apple until the cheese coats and cools to a urine/amber color. Removing the core is optional, but must be replaced by either more crack or candy.

Trick or treat in the ghetto can be rewarding, Candies, chocolate and crack apples are abundant on hslloween!

by fo zum April 26, 2009