Poo-poo in your bananas

When your kids get all antsy and shit. When people can’t calm the fuck down and need to have something immediately. Impatient mofos

Offender: “Why is it taking so long for my quad grande caramel macchiato with no room and no foam?”

Response: Damn, don’t go poo-poo in your bananas, bitch. Calm the fuck down it’s coming.

by BoredDad May 14, 2022

poo

brown stuff that lives in the toilet

woah did u see poo over there?! cuz hes lookin real fine today

by jadascool May 16, 2022

poo poo pepe

when you and your friend grant are smashing in a bathroom stall and he nuts all over your face and the toilet and you have an erectile disfunction and grant is just nutting for 15 minutes non stop

i was in the bathroom doing poo poo pepe with grant

by cotton picker number1 May 17, 2022

Poo Stigging It

When you make your way to the toilet with haste due to badly needing a shit

Example 1:
"Mate I was doing 90 in a school zone, I was seriously poo stigging it"

Example 2:
"Check matey over there running, he's poo stigging it him"

by Mohammed Naqvi May 23, 2022

poo

*sigh* your so bored that u just typed the word poo and wanted to see what would come up, why has society become to immature.

💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

Man: poo
girl: k
Man: k

by Rat person :) May 27, 2022

rainy poo

a girl that bad 10 wife wifes 😻😻😻 she loves all of them SO MUCH and she wants more because she’s a good wife and she takes care of them and NO SHES NOT GAY YOU GAY FREAK

pp: i love rainy poo
gay: me too 😻

by notgon May 30, 2022

Two Poos

When an individual feels the need to have superiority over their counterpart. Manifests itself as “out-doing” every conversation/experience e.g. I did one poo, but they did two poos.

“Oh Mike is such a two poos, told him about my dad’s heart attack and he told me his dad has had TWO heart attacks”

by BKnightbridge June 4, 2022