jelly sandwich

It's a FUCKING sandwich, with PEANUT BUTTER and FUCKING JELLY between two FUCKING slices of GODDAMN bread.
STOP FUCKING SEXUALIZING FOOD I WILL OFF MYSELF FOR FUCKS FUCK.

"What do you want for lunch?"
"A jelly sandwich"
"Doesn't that mean-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE"
"Wha-"

by AhaiMISO MAQM Productions September 12, 2022

shady like sandwich

When you like a normal Instagram story, then shady like a subliminal story, then like another normal story.

She shady like sandwiched me! She liked the boomerang of my chocolate milk, then the story about how my man is single cause he's evil, then liked the story about my dying sisters dogs GoFundMe. She wants to steal my man!

by criisdie January 16, 2026

sukunas sandwich

Someone who is a sandwich for the King of Curses, Sukuna.

HEY sukunas sandwich is here!

by sukunas_sandwich January 19, 2026

Sandwich and a Nap

Letting a friend, acquaintance, or loved one know that they have been awake for far too long and need to eat and get some rest. Typically used if they are doing drugs or binge drinking.

Hey babe, put the pipe and bottle away. It’s sandwich and a nap time.

by noasweatt January 23, 2026

Sandwich and a Nap

Letting a friend, acquaintance, or loved one know that they have been awake for far too long and need to eat and get some rest. Typically used if they are doing drugs or binge drinking.

Hey babe, put the pipe and bottle away. It’s sandwich and a nap time.

by noasweatt January 23, 2026

Reverse Calamari Sandwich

When a guy called skwid imprints on his Bella muerte, makes an “anatomically correct” anime clone and they give her the ‘ol Double Stuf

Skwid: *snaps second cock off* REVERSE CALAMARI SANDWICH, LETS GOOOO!

by Sir-skwid January 26, 2026