There are several types of poo to be produced from your very butt.
LONG HAUL - This is when the feces touches the toilet water before it leaves your ass hole. Therefore this poo is considered to be quite long, and strong not to break in the middle.
TRAIN SPOTTER - This is a poo of many varieties. To start off, a big sausage shape of poo comes out of your very hole, this is like a train. Then lots of droplets of poo are cascaded into the toilet water. This is considered to be the passengers.
DROOPER - This is when the poo seems to dribble out of your backside. Like a muddy waterfall, cascading out of your hole. And this sounds like the rain with stones in.
POUP - This is the most painful of all poos, this is when there is sweetcorn, and nuts deposited in your poo. And on its way out this proves hard to push without the sheer pain of the nuts scratching your tunnel.
FARTY POOP - This is the most noisy of all poos. This normally occurs when you have what is called 'touching cloth' You really need a dump at this point. You sit on the loo, and you push. You are deafened by the sound of the poo pushing its way out and the farting on the way.
I hope this has proven useful and now you can keep a poo diary of what poos you have had.
now go take a very nice poo in the toilet
LONG HAUL - This is when the feces touches the toilet water before it leaves your ass hole. Therefore this poo is considered to be quite long, and strong not to break in the middle.
TRAIN SPOTTER - This is a poo of many varieties. To start off, a big sausage shape of poo comes out of your very hole, this is like a train. Then lots of droplets of poo are cascaded into the toilet water. This is considered to be the passengers.
DROOPER - This is when the poo seems to dribble out of your backside. Like a muddy waterfall, cascading out of your hole. And this sounds like the rain with stones in.
POUP - This is the most painful of all poos, this is when there is sweetcorn, and nuts deposited in your poo. And on its way out this proves hard to push without the sheer pain of the nuts scratching your tunnel.
FARTY POOP - This is the most noisy of all poos. This normally occurs when you have what is called 'touching cloth' You really need a dump at this point. You sit on the loo, and you push. You are deafened by the sound of the poo pushing its way out and the farting on the way.
I hope this has proven useful and now you can keep a poo diary of what poos you have had.
now go take a very nice poo in the toilet
by HUNTERWillFindYou December 26, 2017
by Death is good October 28, 2021
Same colour as black people
by GlGANlGGA January 09, 2023
‘Babe, can we have sex?’ Mara said
‘Sure, you got the d1ldo?’ James replied
‘No, but I have my poo.’ Mara said
‘Nice one. Cant wait to fuck you.’ James said exitedly
They sat down on the bed and James Hornily and pulled down maras knickers and shoved in the large shit, it went all the way in.
‘Uh ahhh! More daddy more!!!’ Mara moaned
He pulled it in and out and hit her spot making her cum
‘Sure, you got the d1ldo?’ James replied
‘No, but I have my poo.’ Mara said
‘Nice one. Cant wait to fuck you.’ James said exitedly
They sat down on the bed and James Hornily and pulled down maras knickers and shoved in the large shit, it went all the way in.
‘Uh ahhh! More daddy more!!!’ Mara moaned
He pulled it in and out and hit her spot making her cum
by My sister is dead August 31, 2021
noun. Something that comes out of your bottom hole. Caused by eating. Can be all different sizes and can come in multiple textures.
Related words:
{crap}
{Dump}
Related words:
{crap}
{Dump}
by Layla and Manana November 20, 2015