Petersen's Law

Petersen's Law (sometimes referred to as Peter's Law) describes a phenomen in ballgames and states that when a team scores a last-minute equalizer in a match, said team will nevertheless lose the match in the subsequent penalty shoot-out

Jens Petersen: "Erneut greift übrigens Petersen's Law. Das Team das spät den Ausgleich erzielt verliert wahrscheinlicher am Ende trotzdem als dass es gewinnt. Denke so ist es grammatikalisch perfekt formuliert."

by N0isynick January 28, 2024

half-niece-in-law

1. The daughter-in-law of one's half-sibling.
2. The daughter of one's spouse's half-sibling.

My half-niece-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

half-niece-in-law

1- Half-nibling's wife.
2- Spouse's half-niece.

My half-niece-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

half-niece-in-law

1- Half-nibling's wife.
2- Spouse's half-niece.

half-niece-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Newtons Law

This law states that no ford or drink is allowed in Brant after the February 11,2023 Dr Pepper Nuclear war

Newton put a 4 Loko top on a Dr Pepper 2 Litre and causers an explosion. This is an example of what causes a Newtons Law

by Newton Hater February 13, 2023

Mittzir's law

When you try to imagine the darkest possible outcome to make a joke about pedophilia, the catholic church already has done much worse.

I made a joke about how priests raped kids and then imprisoned the victim for having a baby out of wedlock and they subsequently sold their babies, but Mittzir's law was true again when someone linked me to an article telling about the Magdalene laundries

by Gill Mesh July 03, 2021

stepmother-in-law

Spouse's stepmother.

My stepmother-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021