December 5th fuck your roommate day

It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other

Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow

by Remmerr November 27, 2023

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December 23rd

When you make out with ur boyfriend/girlfriend on this day cuz why not!?!

boy: *making out* why r we doin this?

girl: its December 23rd

by Marthaunsa December 16, 2022

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December 8th

In this time the biggest plot twist happens. The craziest and also nicest person in the universe discovers the world from outer space and has the special ability to become best friend with everyone. All the people around are blessed with him or her and the cause of this is the unique charm this person has. His/Her skill are maxed out on humor, sympathy and taste (this person has such a good taste fr). Don't miss out if you hear someone saying that this person has a birthday on 8th December because you will never have a 2nd opportunity to meet someone else who has a birthday on December 8th. To be honest, it will be your favorite living being, as long as you pass the vibe check!

Ey when do you have birthday?

I got mine on December 8th.
Oh wow that means I am blessed, thank you!
No problem, but you should really stop putting pineapple on pizza, bro.

by marcopolo0 November 30, 2023

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