The fucking site you're on.
Girl 1: Hazza! I hate spoons! Waz Happenin!?
Girl 2: You fucking carrot.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: Fucking look it up you fucking piece of shit.
Girl 1: Where?
Girl 2: Urban Dictionary
Girl 1: What's that?
Girl 2: You fucking shit.
Girl 1: TELL ME!
Girl 2: It's where you can look up shit like dick, Donald-Trump Disease, and CARROT! And get the fucking definition!
Carrot Bitch: I'll just look it up in the dictionary I have at home.
Girl 2: YOU FUCKING CUNT!
Girl 2: You fucking carrot.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: Fucking look it up you fucking piece of shit.
Girl 1: Where?
Girl 2: Urban Dictionary
Girl 1: What's that?
Girl 2: You fucking shit.
Girl 1: TELL ME!
Girl 2: It's where you can look up shit like dick, Donald-Trump Disease, and CARROT! And get the fucking definition!
Carrot Bitch: I'll just look it up in the dictionary I have at home.
Girl 2: YOU FUCKING CUNT!
by TheOnlyHater January 06, 2017
The gravesite of human civilization.
by FemboyLucien November 22, 2022
Teacher : Where are you going?
Student : Home, i'm going to learn stuff on the Urban Dictionary.
Teacher : Come back here!
Student : Nope! Can't catch me haha!
Student : Home, i'm going to learn stuff on the Urban Dictionary.
Teacher : Come back here!
Student : Nope! Can't catch me haha!
by That One Rat May 18, 2020
Urban dictionary is a site that gives anyone a chance to give meanings to terms, slang or words as they see fit. Though It is often rude or wrong.
Ex: Years ago I looked up the term "Emo" hoping to find out what the word means broken down. E- emotional? But what was the rest? After searching the word I came across a terrible litte site called "Urban Dictionary " I thought itd be helpful. I quickly learned it should probably just be called "urban dick" for short. At the time of my search the only definition found on Urban dictionary Was nothing short of rude. It said something along the lines of "a fag who cuts himself ". As this site simply allows you to say whatever you want about things. Urban dictionary is now filled with endless rude, made up terms like "cringelord".
Welcome to Urban dictionary : A great example of whats wrong with the world and society. Enjoy.
Ex: Years ago I looked up the term "Emo" hoping to find out what the word means broken down. E- emotional? But what was the rest? After searching the word I came across a terrible litte site called "Urban Dictionary " I thought itd be helpful. I quickly learned it should probably just be called "urban dick" for short. At the time of my search the only definition found on Urban dictionary Was nothing short of rude. It said something along the lines of "a fag who cuts himself ". As this site simply allows you to say whatever you want about things. Urban dictionary is now filled with endless rude, made up terms like "cringelord".
Welcome to Urban dictionary : A great example of whats wrong with the world and society. Enjoy.
Hey I need to know how to poorly insult someone!
No probs bro, just look up some shizz on Urban dictionary.
No probs bro, just look up some shizz on Urban dictionary.
by Fuzziecoyote February 17, 2018
Urban Dictionary is a website with many definitions written by yours truly, the users. It is a useful website when you're looking for joke definitions or slang definitions, but otherwise is a literal piece of crap. (See joke and slang)
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