Crack Spider

A male spider who thinks building webs is for “suckas” causing him to kill a female orb weaver to claim her web as his own.

Nice web Mr. Crack Spider

by Cactifreezus January 1, 2023

Crack napkin

Man I sharted my pants and I'm gonna need a crack napkin!!

A crack napkin helps with the excess sweat and leakage in the anal area.

by Rwruff November 19, 2016

crack track

The vagina and anus crack together forms the crack track.

I was feeling up Jan last night and started from the top of her pussy and went right under to the top of her ass. I touched her whole crack track.

by Lee Thargic May 17, 2020

crack monkeys

Those weird girls who watch anime and go to the bathroom with their phones at school. They eat hotcheetohs and smell like crap.

ay yo look at those crack monkeys over there. "uwu"

by yourmomhascracks March 2, 2020

Crack

Meaning have sex with

Cory: She's so bad id crack any day of the week!!

by qeclan June 4, 2025

what's a crack

Asking someone what's up with them usually used in Irish or British country's.

" to mate what's a crack lad"

by Bigsteladd December 31, 2018

Cracked asf

PAXTON aka literallyfryingpan.

Damn paxton is cracked asf

by Paxton Jenkins February 3, 2021