knob jockey

usually a dorogotory term for ones stupidity.

you knob jockey get out of my house

by D'Arcy (i am soo not Irish) May 28, 2003

knob slob

a blowjob

Dude, I got a wicked knob slob the other night. The girl was like a vacuum.

by ravenshadow October 5, 2003

knob hawk

Someone who checks out other men in the locker room while they are changing. "Knob" refers to a mans "rod" or "johnson", and "hawk" refers to the wandering eyes of the suspected knob watcher.

After third hour, little Billy sat and watched the other male students in his area change. Then one of the other boys noticed that Billy's eyes were wandering, so he started shouting "KNOB HAWK, WE GOT A KNOB HAWK, GET THE ROPE, GET THE ROPE!" And then little Billy was strung up and beaten like a toy pinata.

by Beechizzle April 3, 2007

hob-knobbing

Messing around, hanging out; especially with snobbish people

Hob-knobbing is how socialites spend their days.

by Hildasuz December 9, 2008

Hot Knobbing

When you rub 'deep heat' on your balls, and you get that most amazing sensation.

Steve: I heard you groaning last night.
Brian: Yea, I was hot knobbing. It was awesome!

by Hot to trot on the knob May 2, 2010

knob touch

1. A frantic game involving at least two men where each participant must attempt to touch the genitalia of the other participant(s) before they themselves have their "knob" touched. Alludes to the fact that an individual is most likely homosexual.

Simon: "Anyone fancy a game of knob touch?"
Rich: "No way man, you always beat me off!"

GG: "Man, Paul is such a knob toucher!"
Luke: "Yeah, I heard he turned pro. He's an unstoppable knob touching machine these days and is tipped to be in the next Knob Touch World Cup."

by LukeO January 13, 2006

Knob Breath

Commonly used as an insult, directed at or about a particular person who is worthy of such a title.

One qualifies as a Knob Breath if they either:

- Have the smell of a Knob on their breath
- Enjoy performing fellatio on a man's Knob
- Are moronic, stupid or unkempt
- Have little sense of smell
- Recently suffered from IVD or T.R.E.

1. Man, did you catch a whiff of Peter tonight? What a Knob Breath!

2. John wants to share his collection of stamps with us. He is a complete Knob Breath.

3. Hey, Luke's a Knob Breath. Let's not go to his funeral.

by Johannes Chimpo February 15, 2006