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Dutch Train

A Dutch Train has absolutely nothing to do with the Dutch. A Dutch Train is similar to a human centipede except for each person ( all male ) is connected by anal penetration. The minimum of participants is ten, but there is no maximum number of men that can join a Dutch Train. In other words, a Dutch Train is a sexy conga line.
"Hey, Mark, wanna join our Dutch Train?"
"Choo choo! All aboard the Dutch Train!"
by Shrimpy_dimpy69 November 17, 2019
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dinosaur train

A children's TV show about a mom who cheated on her husband by fucking a t-Rex and distracts her cuck ass husband by buying tickets to the time traveling train full of so many hot dinosaurs so the husband doesn't notice his wife fucked a t-rex
come on down to the dinosaur train so you dont notice your wife fucked a t-rex
by Grrryn April 9, 2021
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Tannussy Traintracks

When a homosexual man with the surname "Tannous" is penetrating themselves in the middle of a traintrack with a stick on dildo.
I love to caress my cock and balls over the Tannussy Traintracks video.
by HentaiEnthusiast March 14, 2023
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Couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall

Australian descriptive metaphor.

The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.

The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The paperwork's wrong again! Honestly, that moron couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall!
by TrajeAUS_ January 16, 2011
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Texas Bullet Train

n; When students travel from their homes to college on interstates or highways and form high speed caravans to prevent getting pulled over. This is common on I-35 with students traveling to the University of Oklahoma.
Ex 1:
Driving down I-35, Driver 1 passes drivers 2, 3 and 4 going 85 mph. drivers 2, 3, and 4 all speed up and follow Driver 1 at the same speed, thus resulting in a caravan traveling faster than the norm or speed limit.

Ex 2:
Tom: "Hey that guy is going 15 over, follow him!"
Collin: "Dude, I don't want to get pulled over."
Tom: "No worries, more people will join and we'll have a Texas Bullet Train!"
Collin: "Heck yes, Dallas to OKC in an hour!"
*High Five*
by CollinOU October 1, 2013
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express black train

When a white woman wants her black cock long black and fast
Meliane is wanting for the express black train to bang her hard.
by No lax July 2, 2017
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asian rave train

A collection of 4 or more Asians at a rave, interlinked by any appendage, with the sole mission of getting from point A to point B. Do not underestimate the Asian Rave Train, they may be small individually and in small groups , but grows in might as it gets bigger.
Guys look out, there's a runaway Asian Rave Train coming right at us!
by PseudonThis May 16, 2019
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