space wizard

The highest authority of the wizard council. AKA, Q.

Is he insane? No. He's The Space Wizard, trust his judgment.

by The mighty Thor April 1, 2015

wizard's sleeve

The oversized female genitalia

My wand paled in comparison beside her all-encompassing (and overly moist) wizard's sleeve

by ChefSam May 11, 2006

wire wizard

n. Person with an unsurpassed degree of technical brilliance. Often used ironically or disparagingly.

I ... I... I think I erased Superbowl XLV from your TiVo when I was programming in Sex and the City 4.

That's okay my little wire wizard. Now make me a sandwich!

by gnostic1 October 21, 2010

barefoot wizard

jimmy buffets nickname

guy 1: dude, i just got home from a jimmy buffet concert and we wasn't wearing shoes.
guy 2: he's a total barefoot wizard

by black [ass] negro August 3, 2010

Wizard Eyes

A stare given to strike fear into the hearts of your enemies

Dude, did you see Greg in math class, he gave me Wizard Eyes! I'm freakin' out bro! FREAKIN' OUT!

by Doodes McGrey April 18, 2011

Stinky Wizard

Right when a man cums the woman farts causing a disgusting smell and a mess everywhere.

The stinky wizard is almost like magic!

by ChoochyMagoochy July 5, 2009

anal wizard

a gay man that is amazing at anal sex

John: So Jim how was Matt the other day?
Jim: He was an anal wizard.

by Speed racer Alex November 8, 2009