Thirty Shades of Dave

A term that describe a man named Dave that is over 40 who creeps on young woman (age 20-30). Thirty Shades of Dave will hump anything that moves.

"Hey Tyra, who is that creepy guy starring at you?"
"Oh that is Thirty Shades of Dave, my horn dog neighbor!"
"You better watch out for him... Predator!"

by MikeOxhard12 July 30, 2012

bed-thirty

Term used to denote how tired you are. Half-past when you should've have gone to bed.

*Yawn* It is bed-thirty. I've got to get up early to go to work in the morning.

by Shwords February 03, 2010

Zero Pants Thirty

The time that you must appear dressed and presentable on a company Zoom call. Te time you have to brush your hair and put on real clothes, not pajamas.

I have a customer update at 7 AM. Zero Pants Thirty is early today.

by SnowPatrol October 19, 2021

Jay-Thirty

Refering to marijuana, when the clock strikes half past the hour, every hour, every day!

Hey luddy buddy, do you got that joint rolled yet? Its damn near Jay-Thirty!!

by theloneranger2233 August 24, 2010

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by AnudaJaniceRobles June 16, 2025

shoot the thirty

to fight someone it said that it is going to take you thirty minutes to fight him

I'ma shoot the thirty with these gangs or they kick my ass

by y.east on tha track June 26, 2021

Dirty Thirty

Slang term: A person's 30th year of life. Typically a 30th Birthday term representing one surpassing their 20s to enter the "dirty" part of life. Adulthood. Dirty 30 celebrations tend to be a night full of drunken debauchery. Full of bad decisions, vomit, and unnecessary semen in random places.

"Marrisa is turning 30 this year."
"Ooooh shit. Goodbye 20s. Time for a Dirty Thirty party!!! No black lights. I still have cum stains on my jeans from Stephanie's dirty 30 party last year. "

by Eww_bitch_nooooo October 13, 2021