Orphan Seat

A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.

The only seat available in auditorium 8 is an orphan seat in the middle of row H.

by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016

The Preacher's Seat

In a Southern droll or slang; to fall flat on your ass.

The Preacher's Seat: Such as falling on ice or walking into a tree limb.

by ComradeChandler March 22, 2011

Wan Seat

Seat at a poker table from which statistically unlikely bets/calls succeed at an unlikely rate. See also: Jammy Get, Spawny Bastard.

Suggestive or indicative of unnatural luck: a wan seat.

Player1: "You just called my trip aces with an inside straight draw with one card to come and completed your straight on the river to knock me out and win £1000."

Player2: "Why of course. I am sat in the Wan Seat. What else did you expect to happen?"

by Carlos The Diesel January 24, 2006

Bro seat

The seat that two men leave empty between them in a movie theater so they don't have to sit awkwardly next to one another.

"Dude, don't sit there, leave a bro seat."

by Bondsmith April 22, 2021

On the ninja seat

When you're in the bathroom and trying to take a quiet crap if someone is outside the door. Or when ther is multiple people in the room at once

Tim was on the ninja seat when Judy was waiting outside the door for him.

by Lizzie Smith II November 17, 2010

Aisle seat

The worst seat in the cinema reserved for the lanky or infirm

Dave booked us aisle seats again

by Frank N Stein October 29, 2020

Seat Cover.

An alternative way to refer to a man’s beard in a sexual manner. No beard shaming just appreciating a well kept face that doubles as a perfect place to sit.

Talalima: *swipes right* omg you have the perfect Seat Cover.
Hims: thanks, but my - what am I missing… I don’t understand.

Talalima: Ooh your beard is what I’m referring to…

by talamobley444 December 22, 2021