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Blank present

Presents that have no thought behind it. This usually comes in the form of gift cards & money. The person who give these as presents often do not know what the reciever likes, and simply gives them the "choice" to get "whatever they want".
Best Buy, Target, & Kohls gift cards, and $100.... man, all I got this year were Blank presents.
by kalomiris December 22, 2009
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Chinese Blank Shot

When you are having sex you are blindfolded, you cant what you are doing and so is the person who you are having sex with, when you are done you blow a load and try to jizz on her face
My girl and I did a Chinese Blank Shot, when we were done I blew a load and I accidentally missed her face, and I jizzed on my girls cat. AND GOT THE FUCK OUT OF THEIR!
by Big_Dick_boi123 March 31, 2021
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Blank

*gets clipped the 5th time in a row*
Man this game is so blank
by Tiger27 December 30, 2023
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blank

this shit is so blank. let's leave.
this class is so blank I'm ab to fall asleep.
have you ever talked to andie? kid is so blank it's like talking to a wall.
by wienerlover69 December 19, 2022
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blank

This page is blank.
by emoglittercakes May 7, 2019
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blank

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by blank March 10, 2021
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Blank canvas in the oven.

A tattooed woman/couple expecting her/their unborn baby.
Looks like those guys must have a Blank canvas in the oven.
by JezzaBullfrog February 16, 2020
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