Jan 29

My birthday and national puzzle day

1: Yo- it's January 29th!
Me: Yeah
1: you know what's special today
Me: yesss
1: YeAh! It's national puzzle day!
Me: no dimwit it's my birthday-

Jan 29

by Bee 🔪 March 4, 2022

October 29

National Make-Out and Grab Someone’s Ass Day! Find that special someone and go for a round, maybe give the ol’ posterior a squeeze.

Person: “Happy October 29!”

Person 2: “Alright, lets do this.”

by bingusbadingus October 28, 2021

March 29

the birthday of your best friend who shows love by being mean and sassy. they always leave the call unannounced, and acts like they hate you when they love you more than anything.

when’s your bday?
march 29.
oh makes sense

by carpenter bee October 12, 2021

October 29

Hug your friend named Isabella day

Fred: Today is October 29th, you know what that means
Isabella: Give me a hug!
(Fred give Isabella a hug)

by Angel2486 October 28, 2019

April 29

Its national kiss or make out with your friend (specifically ones that has a name that starts with an p or m)

Girl (P): Its April 29 lets make out.

Boy (M): Ok bet.

by hahabozoloser March 12, 2022

September 29

National give a homie your hoodie day

Person 1: "Ayo bro can I have your hoodie?"
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "But it's September 29th!!!"
Person 2: "Oh sorry, here you go."

by TheGhostOfYourPast September 28, 2021

October 29

National anal-pounding day.

person 1: It's October 29!
person 2: ok...
*bends over and recieves the pounding.

by Oliver Sväljer October 24, 2019