Target daddy

A man who pays a woman's Target credit card bill in exchange for agreed-upon services.

Chandni: Damn, if I don't win the lottery, I'm going to need a Target daddy!

by hmakav October 24, 2018

Target Tryhard

A Target employee who tries WAY to hard to prevent cronies (young boys) from horsing around in the store (making paper towel forts, riding in shopping carts, etc.)

ITS THE TARGET TRYHARD, SCRAM

by NihMunel December 10, 2023

Target Tryhard

A target employee who tries WAY too hard to prevent cronies (young boys) from horsing around around in the store (making toilet paper forts and riding in shopping carts

"Oh man its the TARGET TRYHARD RUNNN!!"

by Blumpkinmaster69 May 15, 2024

target dog

Dog from target with fucking target around it's eye that could beat your ass.

Man: is that target dog?
Other Man: dude run it is target dog!

by poopassnigger February 19, 2021

Target <3

Target <3 is the secret name that you can use when you want to talk about your crush to your friends, target of your affection

Person 1: Hey! Guess who I saw today!
Person 2: Who?!
Person 1: My Target <3!
Person 2: Ahh! They are so cute!

by Hey Hallie February 16, 2021

Targetable

All the women in Target are absurdly hot, they are targetable.

Did you see that girl, she is targetable.

by Brendanbot5000 January 26, 2022

target ass

the blue and red matter around a monkey's ass which produces a virtual target. because the invention of 3-d glasses preceded the origin of medicine, the trippy super 3-d effects produced gave some jackass the idea of screwing with it. this caused the present disease know as "AIDS"

How did you miss it? It practically had a target ass!

by sue doenum December 22, 2009