"yeah bruv this is my bird emily she bare fit"
another kid: "oi shush man ill bang your mum"
"whayyy your hard arent ya mate"
kid 2 "isnt that you gyal over there?shes with another man"
"ay bruv what you sayin? my gayl cheating???nahhh"
(he goes over to his gal)
"oi mate what you doing with my gal"
kid 3 "bruv back off she prefers me innit"
"oi shut up you neek your bare clapped mate"
another kid: "oi shush man ill bang your mum"
"whayyy your hard arent ya mate"
kid 2 "isnt that you gyal over there?shes with another man"
"ay bruv what you sayin? my gayl cheating???nahhh"
(he goes over to his gal)
"oi mate what you doing with my gal"
kid 3 "bruv back off she prefers me innit"
"oi shut up you neek your bare clapped mate"
by valkyrie_9734 October 31, 2022
Danielle: *singing loudly*
Julie: Can you please shut up?
Danielle: *keeps singing*
Julie: Shut up.
Danielle: *keeps singing*
Julie: I'm serious, this is really embarrassing.
Danielle: *keeps singing even louder*
Julie: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Danielle: *shuts the fuck up* :O
Julie: Can you please shut up?
Danielle: *keeps singing*
Julie: Shut up.
Danielle: *keeps singing*
Julie: I'm serious, this is really embarrassing.
Danielle: *keeps singing even louder*
Julie: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Danielle: *shuts the fuck up* :O
by thegirl123 April 08, 2009
To ignore your significant other when she tries to prevent you from hanging out and drinking with your friends
Joe said he had to shut the dog up when his fiancée tried to tell him to stop hanging with his neighbors drinking in the garage
by JACK CHAIN September 21, 2018
A phrase you can use when you're thoroughly fed up and you want someone to stop talking. It works better than "Shut up".
by SanMateo July 23, 2014
by terrywtf August 18, 2017
My mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn't stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss. And now the prospect of those kisses seems to wind me like when you slip on the stairs and one of the steps hits you in the middle of the back. The notion of them continuing for what is traditionally terrifying forever excites me to an unfamiliar degree
my mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn't stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss. And now the prospect of those kisses seems to wind me like when you slip on the stairs and one of the steps hits you in the middle of the back. The notion of them continuing for what is traditionally terrifying forever excites me to an unfamiliar degree
alex turners love letter to alexa chung
alex turners love letter to alexa chung
by jay turner lolz January 21, 2021
what you say when you're losing an argument or stuck talking to an idiot you dont want to waste your time talking to
by Prince_Of_Kingston November 27, 2013